Hoping no one else is on their own. If anyone need any help with… their cooking. Well, um, I’d be happy to give you a hand.
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To all of those who placed an order
Thank you very much for your generosity. I’ll have everything done by Friday, if we haven’t already come up with a time. If anyone… is still interested, or if you have any questions. Questions about anything, just ask me. I’m going to go start working, but I wanted to thank you all again.
Um, if anyone’s interested…
…Nope $65 sounds perfect to me and the customer is always right so, $65 for you Miss. Hastings.
Well, thank you, I don’t… I’m not quite sure what to say, except that I appreciate it. I’ll make sure to have your cards ready, by Friday at the latest, Miss.
Source: evangelinehastings
Okay, then. I understand. Miss Everhart? I can definitely meet you there.
Yes, I believe that her first name is Lily… thank you, I hope that isn’t any inconvenience.
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Um, if anyone’s interested…
Take your time girl, seriously, people don’t expect to get anything from me anyway. Now I’m going to get some rest, you can come over later today so I can pay you and stop acting like you owe something to everybody, they’re not better than you.
Have a nice rest… I’ll happily come over later, thank you.
Source: evangelinehastings
Um, if anyone’s interested…
Nope, what ever you give me is fine, and how $65 for the dozen, or is that to little.
Oh no, that sounds… I don’t think I could allow you to pay that much, it’s a very steep price. Ten or so, would more than suffice, but thank you for your generosity, that is absolutely lovely of you.
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Tell you what, bring five tomorrow, then we’ll meet again and you can bring me 20 more? How does that sound? I’d be more than willing to buy you all the supplies you need to make them, too. It’s only fair.
I’d be happy to, I can definitely work that out. But please, don’t bother, it’d be much too much for me to ask of you to do that. Really, you’re being absurdly generous. I don’t mean to offend… I’m sorry.
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Um, if anyone’s interested…
I’ll just take a dozen then, I guess…
Oh no, it’s fine, you don’t have to get any from me, really.
Source: evangelinehastings
Um, if anyone’s interested…
First of all, stop saying you’re sorry and talking to me like I’m your boss and I want a romantic one for my boyfriend, a funny ‘I miss you’ for my mom, a ‘buy your own place’ for my sister, a ‘i’m richer and happier than you’ for my fat cousin, a ‘don’t forget me, I beg for zola, a ‘you matter’ for sophie, a ‘buenas festas, futuro cuñado’ for my future brother-in-law, I want a mean one for Mason and Kade and one for you ‘cause everyone needs love in the holidays but bring it here cause I want to write something for you.
I’m… I mean, yes, I will stop that. I’m not so, never mind. That’s awfully nice, but really, I don’t need anything… If it pleases you, I could have these done by the day after tomorrow. Faster, too, if you’d like. I will be sure to adhere to your plan though, so do not worry.
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Um, if anyone’s interested…
Hit me up with a dozen! I’ll tell my mistress, she might buy some too.
Thank you, I so appreciate it. Do you have any requests… I’d be happy to do whatever you would like for me to do, um, with your cards.
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